Hi! My name is Lightning Snowflake Lipscomb, and I am the senior cat at ewwa's house. The vet tells me I'm a tortoiseshell, but that's just because of one or two little orange patches. Mostly, I'm a Silver Tabby (silver and black). I'm about 11 years old, and my favorite hobby is sleeping on whoever gets in the recliner in the living room.

Three others live here. Misty Bullet lives in the garage (we call her the crazy aunt downstairs). She gets along well with the humans, but won't use the same litterbox as any of us--that's why they have to keep us separate. She's a very large 10-year-old calico.

Valerie Scooter is quite a handful. She's four years old (but still thinks she's a kitten), almost solid black (just a few white patches). She actually likes to wrestle with one of the humans .

Then there's our youngest, Yoda Bob, the only boy of the batch. He's three, and an orange mackerel tabby. The humans tell me they got him as a playmate for Valerie, who was driving me crazy at the time. He's quite the scaredycat .

Oh, we're all American Shorthairs.