PLEASE NO ADULT OR CATTY RESPONSES HERE!
Ok, I thought it would be fun if we could post bios of those special four legged members of our family, our pets.
MANY Flyertalkers have CATS

(oh yeah, and dogs too!)
You can write it as a regular bio or in the "pet's voice"
Ok, I'll start.
MEW name is YAZremski Mainecoon Stokolosa Blanchard. I'm a 10 year old (this August) Maine Coon cat who for the past five years have lived with my "daddy" who is known as some name called CATMAN (but he doesn't look like a cat!
I came to live with Catman when my mommie Claire was marrying Richie Joseph who was badly allergic to myself and Cleo (now in Kitty Heaven.)
I like looking at myself in teh mirror, being held and loved and basically being the Lion King of Catman's home.
OK EDDIE! You can stop swipping me with your mangey paws. IT's your turn"
MEW NAME is Sir Edwin Landseer. I was born five years ago, but don't know my family. I was abandoned and for the first year of my life I was abused and treated badly.
North Shore Animal League rescued me from a shelter that was able to put me to sleep. Then this nice looking guy named Mark adopted me. I had a rough time adjusting, I attacked eveyrone but I have calmed down a lot since because of Mark's love and patience with me.
When Mark got me, I had two broken ribs, a tail burned by cigarettes and matted hair. But love does heal and I love my home (and i tolerate this big Maine Coon Yaz, who thinks he's a LION!)
My hobbies: sleeping, eating and giving love nips to everyone.
Ok, who's next?