OK, Well, I was a scientist, working on a way to solve world hunger by irradiating hops and barley with green gamma rays. You guessed it: I decided to use myself as a guniea pig and now, whenever I get mad (and or drink a few beers), I turn into:

The Incredible Drunk.

So now, I wander from state capitol to state capitol in search of a possible cure for my affliction. Typically I have to move on, though, since my alter ego tends to get me in trouble, and there is this pesky news reporter who keeps showing up (some kind of Cat-type man) and trying to get me to expose my alter ego by pouring beer down my throat.

In all, it's a lonely life on the road (cue sad solo piano theme) but with my trusty leather Coach bag in hand, I wander on...(cue credits).

HAPPY FRIDAY!