It's so hard being a police Feline amid a rowdy bunch of partying Flyertalkers...
11-04... I arrive at the RCC at LAX and see that the Flyertalkers have taken over the whole RCC bar. Showed my badge and only Old Gold recogized it and saluted me. The Martels gave me a warm welcome. Everyone kept offering me and my assistant CATMAN Drinks (That ice stuff sure didn't taste like PEPSI... CATMAN tells me It's a Black Russian) That PremEx insisted that it was PEPSI. It tasted BETTER THAN PEPSI.
It was so good I had a second PEPSI. Or was it that Russian thing.
Newself kept talking to Catman about yards of Beer. I hope my assistant has not taken up hard drinking!
Then things start getting hazy. I do remember being helped to the plane by Catman, true gentleman Rudi and his beautiful bride Gisela. Rudi kept telling us "ENJOY PIP."
FLIGHT 57: Catman was more concerned with drinking MaiTais and socializing with his friends so it was up to me and that lovely flight attendant Joyce to keep things in order.
I had a LOT Of PEPSI on that flight. It was only later that I find out that that PEPSI was a combination of Becks, Jack Daniels, Mai Tais, wine, and one or two other drinks Beckles and AuH20 mixed up. Everyone kept insisting I was only having PEPSI.
Most of the flight is a blurr. Maybe it's because of my lack of tolerance for high altitudes. I did see Rudi and Gisela sleeping, these beautiful flight attednants with the names of Anna, Raeban, WIngless, Pixie and Punki helping me keep my balance sheep flying around the cabin, disco lights flashing, PremEx giving REAL PEPSI to CATMAN and Mr. Limo talking about the 70's.
But most of this is a blurr.
In fact most of the PIP for me is a Blurr.
I guess PEPSI must have changed its formula to give it some kick because every morning I had the strangest banging in my head.
Intrusted CATMAN to do my duties since I was indisposed. I heard PREMEX helped him out very well.
Sorry I could not perform my policing duties to the fullest of my ability...
CATMAN ADDS: But you had a blast, right CMDR CATCOP?
CMDR CATCOP: From what I could remember... It was nice to take off teh badge and boogie!