OMNI: I have a confession and I hate to admit this... I have NEVER played REAL GOLF> As you know, I have played the smaller version (of which my accountant Frank still has the bump on his head) so I would like to learn.

Yes, I can go to Chelsea Piers and practice or hire some cutie golf pro to show me, but if anyone is willing to show me a few tricks I will be grateful (I.E: Steak, cigars, wine, etc.)

If you all are golfers then I need to get in the game too. It could be fine. I could give that Tiger person a run for his money!