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Old Nov 10, 2011 | 10:40 am
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WildPlumYonder
 
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The reason they are called "tights" is that they are, well, TIGHT - very easy to feel the contours. Asking her to lift her dress to check the waist band of her tights is like asking a man to drop his trousers so they can check his underwear at the leg openings (I know: don't give them ideas).
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