Ferrari, we are becoming suspect. Maybe AC is slipping something into the bottles of water they leave at your seat. These are far too good "bons mots" to being posting on a public bulletin board. Shame on you!
By the way, I was noticing at the SIN Duty Free, Inniskillin iceweins were going to over S$200 for a 500-ml bottle. Even more at NRT. I hope your friends/colleagues enjoyed their gift(s).