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Old Nov 3, 2011 | 1:21 pm
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United757
 
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Originally Posted by Viasistina

On board we hit some rough air and the pilot tells EVERYONE to sit down now; except of course for the dumb blonde in the leopard tights who is going to use the toilet. Turbulance slams her to the floor and everyone gasps. She falls into her seat again, sits down, at the slightest sign of smooth air, gets into the aisle again only to slammed into a row of passengers by another bump. She practically crawls back to her seat knelling there she hangs on until we smooth out again, stands up and tries to go back to the toilet again just as the AC really hits a bump and bounces her against another row and very close to the ceilings. The FA's are pretty much screaming over the PA for EVERYONE to sit down but that isnt meant for our hero, who once again tries to do what no one else can, and gets slammed face down to the floor pretty much at my feet. By this time a FA risks her own safety to help her up and put her back in her seat where she remained.
HAHA! This actually made me laugh, so thank you. She seems like a perfect candidate for the Darwin Awards.

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