"I always find real people more interesting than movies", clicking off the screen.
Easier to come up with when given time to ponder the FT screen than when confronted with the opportunity.
There's an old line where one's diety announces "I've created Man with a brain so that he may think great thoughts and become wise, and a p.... (are we allowed to use the p-word here?) so that he may be fruitful and reproduce his kind. Unfortunately, I've only been able to provide an adequate blood supply for operating one at a time..."