I'd go further than that. I'd point, laugh, smile, and say "Guess you're just outta luck. Maybe if you hadn't been a pedophile working for a xenophobic organization that lies to the public and thinks the Boogey Man sleeps under their beds, I'd have considered helping you."

No TSA screener gets help from me, period... no matter what the request or need is. They could be laying on the ground disabled behind my car, and my only concern would be whether or not I could back out of the parking space without doing any damage to my vehicle or causing a claim against my insurance.