Very funny comparison. There are "us" that can take ownership of the cabana and those First Class passenger (or OW Emerald) that can not. It is a good thing you do not work for CX and are not in charge of the Cabana rules.

I have used the Cabana to take a bath on an 8 hour layover. That's right, I was in there for six hours and the attendant did refilled the fridge for me. Ain't CX First Class grand?