OMG...I was on WN flight 1218 PDX-SMF last night sitting in my usual seat 9C. Row 9 is the first row to get drinks from the middle FA. ^
An odd fellow boarded and asked to sit in the middle seat next to me. You know how you just think someone is a D-Bag? Then he proved it as he asked me to let him up to use the lav just as the door was closing.
Shortly after take off the FA served our drinks, I orderd a vodka and cran

and he ordered tomato juice. The little booger spilled his entire cup of tomato juice on my leg and I was wearing khaki shorts. Then he got offended when I said, "way to go Fedex." (that's a line from Cheaper by the Dozen) The FA immediately handed us a few napkins but the cold drink had already started seeping through my shorts to my skin.
I went to the rear lav to attempt to dry off. The other FA said, "sir you're supposed to drink it not bathe in it." I told him what happened and he gave me a cup with a lid and a straw full of tomato juice to give to the guy. I took it up to the dweeb and loudly said, "here's a sippie cup for you." When we were exiting I told him to keep a lid on it.
The good news is my shorts are not stained.
Anyone else have a drink spilled on ya during a flight?