Well, like all of us, I'm busy and I want to be safe.

Like many of us, my resources are already stretched thin.

So to honor Nappy's SS:SS program, I will limit my scope to reporting any 'suspicious' TSO behavior.

It's critical that we support these front-line folks in the domestic war on terror. It is critical that we assist these front-line folks in maintaining the most trust-worthy organization in the country. Our domestic safety and well-being depend on it, Nappy and Pistole-grip remind us of this all the time.

I apologize in advance if I report TSO behavior that looks suspicious to me and it is just part of SOP. After all, I don't know what the SOP is.

For example, maybe it's SOP to transport a 'surrendered' Ipad from the checkpoint to the secure trash bin by carrying it down the front of your pants (keeps the TSO's hands free for a possible sudden urgent need to grope), but I wouldn't have any way of knowing that.