My best 'free' story was a few years ago eating dinner at Il Fornio in San Jose with a pretty lareg group. After a good meal and mutliple bottles of wine we started dessert and the fire alarm went off. No smoke so we sat and finsihed dessert until a couple of fireman came in and evacuated the place. We stood outside for about an hour but they never let anyone back in. I assume their insurance picked of the losses.