The TSA is far too dim to go through that logic -- when they see my concealed weapons license, instead of thinking about the background check I must have undergone, they think I probably have a gun.
Instead, when the TSA asks you for a card, reach into your pocket and pull out your middle finger. That should be a message they understand.
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1) attorneys undergo background checks before getting admitted to the bar, so the odds of me being a terrorist are quite slim
--Jon