Kinda gives new meaning the expression "trouser snake"

and I really do not want to know where inside his pants the snakes were
Further screening revealed seven exotic snakes and three tortoises....
I wonder if he would have gotten away with it if it was just one snake and two tortoises
While snakes and tortoises may not pose a threat to aviation, (non-metallic) weapons and explosives concealed beneath clothing remain a concern for security personnel and this discovery demonstrates again the effectiveness of advanced imaging technology.
Nice self pat on the back

and
maybe the snakes were perspiring?
And the Secret Service wrestled the snakes and tortoises to the groun.....