Apparently Pucci's hairbrush is actually a spatial-temporal-logic device. Unfortunately it was used against an unruly passenger in such a way that activated this powerful tool. As a result the British Airways Forum has been sucked through a wormhole and is now at the other end of the universe.
Now it's Universal Traveller, Universal Traveller Plus, Club Universe and, naturally no change, First.
[This message has been edited by goback (edited Dec 06, 2003).]