There’s a new airline that has separate lavatories in First Class for men and women. An FC male
passenger gets up to use the lav and finds out the men’s is in use. He complains to the FA that he really, really has to go and asks if he could use the women’s lav. She sees his pained face and reluctantly agrees but cautions, “OK, but do not, I repeat, do not touch any of the buttons in there.” He agrees and goes in. As he’s sitting on the pot, he sees the buttons: WW, WA, PP and ATR. Feeling brave, he
pushes the WW button. Right away, warm water squirts on his bottom.
“Wow, this is great. Wonder what WA does.” So he pushes it.
Right away, warm air blows on his bottom.
Feeling pretty good now, he pushes the PP button…a powder puff comes out and dusts his bottom.
“Fantastic!”, he thought.

A few days later, he wakes up in intensive care in the hospital. He asks the nurse, “What happened to me?”
Nurse says, “You pushed some buttons you shouldn’t have, especially the ATR button.”
Passenger/patient: “What the hell does ATR mean?”
Nurse: “It means automatic tampon remover, and if you’re looking for your
D _ _ K, it’s under your pillow.”