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Old Aug 28, 2011 | 10:37 pm
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KoKoBuddy
 
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Alert the PC police on this one....

On a plane there is a Brit, a Sheik and a Texan returning from an oil conference. The pilot announces the plane is almost out of fuel and the passengers have to throw out everything that is not essential.

The Texan looks around and throws out his cowboy boots and 10 gallon hat, saying "In TX there are millions of these, nobody will miss these".

The Sheikh throws out his Rolex and other jewelry saying, in my country there are millions of these and nobody will miss these ones.

Finally the Brit looks around, thinks about it for a minute, then throws the Sheikh out.
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