A Navy fighter pilot lost Situational Awareness (SA) and splashed into
the sea.

Next thing he was standing in a long line waiting to pass through the
Pearly Gates.

Squidboy gets impatient and breaks out of the formation to take the
lead.

When asked by Saint Peter why he cut in line, the pilot exclaims,
"Don't you see I'm a Navy fighter pilot?"

St. Pete says "nuthin' doin'" and sends the water jockey to the back
o' da line.

The line into Heaven progresses excruciatingly slow.
In one week, only three people pass through.

Then a new guy shows up wearing a green flight suit, black boots, and
blue cap.

Trumpets blare, angels sing, and Saint Pete proclaims, "Welcome,
Sir! Come forward and pass directly into Heaven."

The squid is pissed. He again cuts to the front of the line and
demands to know why he-a Naval Aviator-has been made to stand in line
all this time and yet an Air Force fighter pilot is immediately given
the red carpet treatment.

"Oh, that's not an Air Force fighter pilot," St. Peter says, "that's
God."

"He just thinks he's an Air Force fighter pilot!"