If its a matter of just having the card with your name on it, I would do this: Find someone that actually has the card, give them the fee to have you added as a card holder on their acct. Then, when the card is issued, have it cancelled and split the returned card fee with the account holder.

Result: You get your name on an actual Centurion card, and for only a portion of what it would have actually cost you to have earned it, let alone use it.

Actually, that's a pretty good play... anyone have a card want to send me a PM?

No, really, I'm interested.