Spider and hfly,
Normally you guys have great posts but are you sure you have not taken some of the drugs you have been "accused" of smuggling?

Why mess with someone who can make your life hell (even for a little bit). It is far easier just to answer the questions and move on. They are confrontational for a reason and that is to try and get those actually smuggling something to "break down" and admit it. Try the antagonistic approach some day in Isreal? See where it gets you. I know it got me searched and wasted a couple of hours.
Good luck,
rich