<--- What every Behavior Detection voodoo practitioner is looking for - the evil tewwowist with maniacal laughter

Back in reality, however, these will be the responses:

<--- Wondering how much this expansion of junk science is costing the taxpayers

<--- "Oh great, another gauntlet of security theatre."

<--- "Pat down, I need a male assist!"

<--- "My name? It's still the same from when your coworker over there asked me."

<--- "Oh, this is all for my safety, huh? So why are you guys playing little games instead of doing something about your Red Team failure rates that are off the charts?"

<--- "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? YEAAASS!"