http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg

Hey I am not a lumber jack, or a fur trader, and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dog sled. And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Susie from Canada, although I am certain there really really nice.
I have a prime minister not a president. I speak English and French, not American and I pronounce it about not aboot. I can proudly sew my countries flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping not policing, diversity not assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A tuque is is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced zed not zee! zed!
Canada is the second largest land mass, the first nation of hockey, and the best part of North America.
My name is Joe and I am Canadian.