Originally Posted by
Prospero
One pencil, one pen and an iPhone. Thankfully I was able to retrieve the phone though I cannot imagine what other passengers made of the scene. Me lying on the floor, head under the seat, rolled up Telegraph in my right hand prodding blindly into the carcass of the seat.
It's public transport ... therefore any Brits on board would have regarded crawling under the seat as none of their business unless you had made noise...in which case you could have expected a "tut"
The non-Brits probably wrote you off as a mad Brit