Originally Posted by
chollie
If Pistole really wanted to find out for himself what the TSA experience is like, he would fit himself with a 3/4 full ostomy bag (bag attached to his body, real contents) and spend a few days going through checkpoints at airports of all sizes. He should make it a particular point to go through DTW.
Why bother? The checkpoints would all receive phone calls telling them that der Führer der Heimatsicherheitministerium was on his way.
He'd come through the experience saying "I had nothing but pleasant interactions with the TSA employees who screened me," and might not even have any idea that they were forewarned.
Bill Forster provided an interesting look
at what the TSA considers appropriate "testing" and "inspections" in his HomelandSecurityTheatre comic commentary.