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Old Aug 4, 2011 | 12:00 pm
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If Pistole really wanted to find out for himself what the TSA experience is like, he would fit himself with a 3/4 full ostomy bag (bag attached to his body, real contents) and spend a few days going through checkpoints at airports of all sizes. He should make it a particular point to go through DTW.

He should carry one of the TSA 'I have a medical problem' cards that I think came out after he met with Sawyer.

He should add in a couple days travelling with an ostomy bag while in a wheelchair.

He should also make a couple runs after someone rubs the wheelchair with glycerin lotion and fertilizer. Put a container of nitro pills in his bag along with some >3.4 oz sterile medical LGAs.

This the only way this guy would begin to 'get it'.

But it still wouldn't make any difference.
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