Lists of 100 different martinis but nothing classic or traditional at all. Sorry, but I don't drink beverages that taste like bubble gum.

Everybody now has some special version of Mac & Cheese now. It's ironic because it is probably my all time favorite comfort food but I have zero interest in a truffle chorrizo mac & cheese.

Any restaurant that has a Sysco truck EVER in their loading dock.

Servers that ask if I would like sparkling water to make you feel cheep about wanting plain jane city water. I just reply with I'll have "Insert City Name's" Finest with a feigned smile.

Any beverage that has been "Infused" with anything. Iced tea infused with raspberry. Please show me your raspberry infussor.

Servers that can write their names upside down on a paper tablecloth.

Bartenders that can make some girly drink that has 6 ingredients that can't make a Manhattan worthy of ice.