Originally Posted by
sbagdon
It only really works in person, yet my best response is "terrible", and then just stare at them. And heaven save you if you ever ask how I'm feeling, and I don't want to be in a conversation with you...
Forget that. External thrombosed hemorrhoids is a much better conversation starter.
Like these????? (Not Safe For Weak Stomachs!)
Cool! I'll rehearse something before my next trip. If I opt out, I'll warn my groper I have some and that he might make them burst -- sort of redefines "resistance."