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Old Aug 2, 2011 | 8:01 am
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sbagdon
 
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Originally Posted by RichardKenner
Commonly used when a telemarketer starts with "how are you today?" Start with how your toes feel and work upwards ...
It only really works in person, yet my best response is "terrible", and then just stare at them. And heaven save you if you ever ask how I'm feeling, and I don't want to be in a conversation with you...

Originally Posted by FliesWay2Much
I may start talking about my genital warts -- I think it might be herpes, but I'm not sure -- they stopped oozing the other day.
Forget that. External thrombosed hemorrhoids is a much better conversation starter.
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