An unusually short redeye (SFO-SEA)
I am on UA532, which is currently scheduled to operate SFO-SEA 0125-0335 (the inbound deplaned at 1250, so this seems like a totally reasonable turn time for a 320).
Crew problems delayed the inbound LAS-SFO, pushing this already-pretty-late 2230-0030 trip somewhere a little ridiculous. (A CS agent who explained the inbound delay volunteered that she had e-mailed me compensation, but I don't actually see mail -- hmm.)
Does UA have any similar scheduled redeyes? The worst one I know of is the DEN-IAD 2356-0518, which is only scheduled to take 3:22 and leaves at 2 a.m. Dulles time.