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Old Jul 20, 2011 | 9:51 pm
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clrankin
 
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Originally Posted by greentips
TSA Week at a Glance: 07-11-11 through 07-17-11

* 7 artfully concealed prohibited items found at checkpoints
* 9 firearms found at checkpoints
* 4 passengers were arrested after investigations of suspicious behavior or fraudulent travel documents
* 32,768 sloppily packed prohibited items missed at checkpoints
* 1 unconcealed dagger missed at checkpoints
You forgot:
* 8,192 breasts groped
* 2,048 penises squeezed (resistance is futile )
* 64 jars of applesauce confiscated
* 16 pieces of gold jewelry stolen
* 8 iPads stolen
* 64 hotties pressured into going into the private porno booths after being flagged by the cancer screeners
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