Originally Posted by
TheGolfWidow
Trying to pass this off as a serious security measure makes them look like bar bouncers, which is great if they're bar bouncers. But it's awfully embarrassing to see them behave like bar bouncers while their boss keeps trying to convince the public that they're the nation's professional security force.
(Apologies in advance to any bar bouncers on this forum.) I assume bouncers are hired for size and, um, personality

rather than intellect, but I reckon even bar bouncers would be embarrassed to pull this sort of stunt.
Plus, there's this:
Originally Posted by
N965VJ
Probably because drinking establishments aren't in the habit of ticking off customers with useless theatre.