Originally Posted by
SeeBuyFly
And if there is a midair crash because the pilots covered the windshield with newspaper, again, the caviar won't cushion the blow sufficiently.

you do realize the that the whole 'cover the windshield with newspaper' is when the plane is on the ground & not in the air????
the possibility of a crash happening when the plane is standstill are slim to none, & slim just left town with the caviar....