Originally Posted by gaelflyer

“The Times” is read by the people who run the country;

“The Mirror” is read by the people who think they run the country;

“The Guardian” is read by the people who think about running the country;

“The Mail” is read by wives of the people who run the country;

“The Daily Telegraph” is read by the people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be;

“The Express” is read by the people who think it is still run as it used to be;

"The Financial Times" is read by people who own the country;

“The Sun” is read by the people who don’t care who runs the country as long as the naked girl at page three is a cracker!