BigLar
I loved your trip report...very good! I'm sorry for bringing it up again, but I nearly p!ssed myself laughing at this:
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">They were unable to explain just what part of the cow was the jambon; perhaps it's better I don't know</font>
Not laughing at you but just the humour in the whole sentence - great!