Originally Posted by LondonElite

You say:

"Hello my good man, I gather from your fiddling of the little television screen that you would like to watch a film. Judging from your feebleminded facial expression, may I suggest you read a book for a change. Once you are back in your trailer, you can fall back into the customary routine of watching reruns of the Simpsons. Would you care for some suggestions that I think you might enjoy?"