Hello everyone....this is my first post at flyertalk.com - I have until now not really patronised the boards here but rather over at airliners.net. I thought some of you may be interested in this, by a member called Krisworldb777 - quite hilarious!

http://www.airliners.net/discussions...ad.main/28329/

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