We finally reached the runway and the MEGATOP finally started taking off at 12:16:09 (my watch was set to GMT via BBC Ceefax) and rotation occurred at 12:16:52 – a 43 second takeoff. The MEGATOP proudly rose up amongst the LHR / EGLL), United Kingdom">LHR crowd on its way to its home – Singapore.
Sanitary napkin absorbency test:
Tested were the Singapore Airlines’ sanitary napkin and the Kotex brand sanitary napkin provided by Vietnam Airlines.
The Singapore Airlines’ sanitary napkin absorbed 0.25 pints / 118.25ml of water. The Kotex brand Vietnam Airlines sanitary napkin absorbed 0.3125 pints / 147.81ml of water. Hence, the Singapore Airlines sanitary napkin has failed against its competitor. It should also be noted the inflexibility and lack of wings on the former napkin compared to the latter. I also noticed that when I squeezed the Singapore Airlines napkin, some kind of translucent gel came out. It went all over my hands. I was not amused!
So here after a total of 36 pages in Microsoft Word, editing time of 2001 minutes, 302 paragraphs and 15890 words, you have come to the conclusion of my trip report!
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