Singapore_Air, I can't figure out if you're David Sedaris or Hunter Thompson. This was, by far, the funniest thing I've ever read on FT.
Edited to add one of my favorite quotes:
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">There was one piece of lettuce – this needs to be improved by doubling the lettuce capacity of the roll.</font>
[This message has been edited by JeremyZ (edited 06-21-2003).]