words fail me - a most interesting trip report

Now the rest of you slackers - Carfield, Tfung - absorbancy rates of the napkins is what we need - dont mess around any more with this crap about how flat the beds are and what the food is like. From now on TR's must only be submitted with the follwing details

method of booking - detail all info
pens - what pens do agents checking you in - your prefrance, ink colour, fountain, rollerball, biro
and finally absorbancy rates of towels