Oh, man, this makes me mad! Being a parent (or guardian) is an incredible responsibility, and to pull a stunt like this is either incredibly immature or outright neglectful. I'd have been tempted to tell the FA we had a lost child on our hands. Announce that and watch Last Class Dad come claim the little one. I'd love to hear THAT explanation ("Well, Jr. is too young to drink and his legs are pretty short so he couldn't really appreciate the perks of FC . . . ")