How about this one?
Flight scheduled for TPE-HKG-LAX. Experienced flyer confidently arrives at airport ~70 minutes before departure, knowing he can clear check-in and immigration within 10 minutes and have a good 20 minutes in the lounge before boarding.
Arrive at the airport to find that his flight departed an hour ago, because he arrived at TPE just in time to catch his HKG-LAX flight.
Read the FIRST entry.....