Originally Posted by
Upstate
So why not just Boomhauer your speech. I am from the south so I have a full blown indiscernible hillbilly accent tucked away for special situations and this sounds like a good situation it is good for.
I have a polysyllabic surname; when necessary/expedient to pronounce it I say each syllable slowly and in a manner suggesting I am dealing with a retard. (Supply your own punch line here
).