My first thought, realizing I'm not the one you are questioning, upon reading the OP post was "how long until DHS tells the CG that they too have to use TSA SOPs for searches so I can be searched, groped and have my stuff confiscated." I had a thought process quite similar to the post in question. The post was perfectly relevant to me, anyway, unless it's now verbotten to play "what if" and imagine future actions and consequences.