I shall reach the grand old age of 55 next week which would qualify me for a discount of some sort on Scotrail......almost worth relocating back to the UK for.

I cannot believe that VC10 Boy is stooping to such lengths in order to get a few quid off a train ticket. Is this the same bloke who brags about his designer luggage and clothes,dines in nothing but the finest of restaurants and drags his servants off to his country house at the weekend?

Always thought he was full of bullpoo.