I try to ignore him the best I can. A month or so back he was telling people it is "just as quick to go through the metal detector as the nude-o-scope". I had it at that point and said "why don't we time it to see if that is true". Which he agreed to do like the troll that he is. 35 seconds from entry to getting your bags vs 5 seconds. To which I told him he needs to stop believing everything the government tells him. He now actively avoids me.