Old Jun 22, 11, 3:43 pm
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Bicostal
 
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Originally Posted by PepeBorja View Post
If you get to the gate 5 minutes before boarding and shove your way to the head of SkyPriority line to board first then you might be a Kettle with Medallion Status.
Stop talking about me....

Originally Posted by PepeBorja View Post
If you sit in row 1 and put your feet on the bulkhead wall then you might be a Kettle with Medallion Status.
Only if you are wearing sandals and they are conveniently located on the floor

Originally Posted by PepeBorja View Post
If you are in first class and bring fast food on board then you might be a Kettle with Medallion Status @:-)
Classic FO with the surprise BFU

AND, you know your a kettle with status if:

You fly once a year but have an Amex card...

Your three carryons fill the entire bin above Row 1 and you are in Row 29.

You are in Y on a T fare but assert that the bathroom in FC is yours to use because Delta didn't give you your earned upgrade
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