I recentley flew SW for the first time. The boarding procudure was new to me. They line you up by number/section before you get on the plane.

I had "B-1" on my ticket. Ok I assumed that means I line up as the first person in section B.

So I get in line and this chubby woman is standing first in line in section B. She has her arms outward a bit and she looks all tense and firm. I go to get in front of her and I say "I think I am here" she cuts me off mid sentance and says rudely "where ever you are its behind me". I look at her ticket and she has B-22.

So there you have it.