Actually quite laughable.

I find Action Man*'s answers quite touching, in a pathetically misguided kind of way (and his sidekick jongar always provides the right tone anyway, so well done there).

Reminds me of a Bill Murray character, the laughs excepted.

The "real world" isn't just about survival of the fittest, it's also about living within a community (at large). Behaving like a tw*t is of course always an option, so well done to you. You’re all set to fight your way in the urban jungle, etc… (add all suitable clichés). Do you have the same problems as Crocodile Dundee with elevators and microwaves? Civilisation is indeed a rather scary thing, so reverting to Cro-Magnon behaviours must be refreshing.

*as in the plastic hero, trademark recognised.